Petiteoiseau

Living in contemporary Washington D.C., caught literally and figuratively in L'Enfants dream.

I encourage my own vanity by documenting every instance of things I do, eat, see and read.

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~ Thursday, February 9 ~
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At work my phone is my only access to news and the interwebs, so this is usually how I get the facts regarding pop culture, natural disasters and births of new animals in our international zoos. Since I am the proverbial Ellen in most of my friends lives (good looking, charming, lezzie, and dating a girl way out of my league) I’ve been receiving lots of questions on my feelings of these million moms who hate the gays and whether or not I plan to buy my white tees from JC Penney now. I’ve just said “firewalls” in response and received looks of pity, like what do you do all day at work? Well now I know, Ellen. You go gurl. LYLAS. Xo.

At work my phone is my only access to news and the interwebs, so this is usually how I get the facts regarding pop culture, natural disasters and births of new animals in our international zoos. Since I am the proverbial Ellen in most of my friends lives (good looking, charming, lezzie, and dating a girl way out of my league) I’ve been receiving lots of questions on my feelings of these million moms who hate the gays and whether or not I plan to buy my white tees from JC Penney now. I’ve just said “firewalls” in response and received looks of pity, like what do you do all day at work? Well now I know, Ellen. You go gurl. LYLAS. Xo.

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